Noise reduction in toilet

Noise

Ok, so this isn't a very new invention, in fact it's been around for around three years, but this is worth a mention for its unique purpose. When in a public toilet, it is considered polite to minimize the sound you make while pooping. Instead of just blasting away, you learn how to control your butt to reduce noise. This can be very difficult and adds discomfort to your pooping experience. What if we make the toilet bowl naturally sound absorbent? Or we can attach a noise cancelling device to it suppress the noise like a butt silencer. With this you can release the Kraken without worrying about the thunder it brings.

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It makes me happy when I'm alone in a public toilet. It's like being at home where you can poop in peace. However, when someone walks in the public toilet you try to do stealth pooping to avoid disturbing others. It would be very nice to have this device created so that there will be no awkward situations at the toilet. Poop to your heart's content and avoid the judgmental looks you get when you step out of the cubicle.

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This is probably one the most dramatic add-ons for comfort

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@lrobertsb7 Meanwhile in america that is toi much for a toilet?

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@lrobertsb7 Playing a courtesy flush sound doesn?t conserve water

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@twarren93 R2D2 as a toilet!?

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@twarren93 lol this is A toilet id never leave xD ?

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?especially if you are having a party, ?Corn on the cob yesterday is corn on the log today ?

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I think I will build one just to play Chopin?s Funeral March?

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@jcrawfordbw Here in Sweden we have a deeper whole with water.

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Actually its a Japanese thing, check out this Wikipedia article on the ?Sound Princess? and you?ll see how it does save water in Japan.

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@awoodsc2 if the concern is water saving why not get a 1.28 gallon per flush toilet ?

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Although it?s a quite funny little gadget,but yes,thanks to them cause it usefull.

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@jcunninghamcj I would have it playing Italian opera just to be different and classier? ? ?Oh Sole Mio? ?

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@jcarrcg It would be neat to have it spray air freshener automatically; as for the lights, I installed a motion detection light switch in our main bathroom and we will never live in another house without it now.

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@jcarrcg Like the courtesy flush, this thing isn?t really going to cover up your rips. You?re just farting to the tune of Wagner.

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Im On The Weird Side Of Comments Again LOLZ?

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You people nasty?

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hillbilly discovers futuristic shitters. love it lol?

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@drossdo You people nasty?

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@drossdo in America you pee in toilet. in Russia toilet pee on you! .....LOL?

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@drossdo If my toilet starts spraying water at me I get my wrench out.?

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@jwooded you mean for what it exports? lol?

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@jthomasei yeah, i laughed so hard my belly started hurting...?

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Looks like you had great a commode ations.?

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